Employee Guidelines

Dress Code

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If you are seen wearing $300 shoes, a $200 belt, or a $600 dollar bag we assume you are doing well
financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer
clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress somewhere in between the descriptions listed above, you are doing well and making
smart money choices and therefore do not need a raise.

Sick Days

Doctor’s notes will no longer be accepted as a valid excuse for a sick day. If you are able to go to the
doctor, you are able to come to work.

(Please keep in mind that ALL sick days must be excused by a doctor. See rule above.)

Personal Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called weekends.

Employee Purchases

Employees will no longer receive an employee discount. Your goal as an employee is to ensure that ShopMe profits. By requesting a discount on our products, you are essentially taking money from us which is a breach of your ethics agreement.

 

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,concerns, complaints, emotional outbursts, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Sincerely,
Ms. Stevens

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